• *at a meet and greet with Ariana*
  • me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
  • ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
  • me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
  • ariana: ouch!
  • me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master
  • slussy:

    Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

    icequeenelssa:

    I want Elsa to have a suitor, and she’s totally not interested or maybe she doesn’t notice he is totally in love with her. And he’s constantly saying flirtatious things and one day he goes: “You don’t understand, I like you.. there’s no one ‘elsa’.” And he would nudge her and wink and Elsa would stare at him like this..

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    ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new ‘gang’ way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone. 

    (Source: bliss07)

  • me: whats your opinion on tampons
  • little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
  • me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
  • little brother: why
  • me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
  • little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
  • me:
  • little brother:
  • me: that is a fantastic point
  • chickenuqqet:

    "hate’s a strong word"

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